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Low time pilot job

Worlds greatest pilot wanted.  Must have a bazillion hours.  Work for peanuts (not low pay, actual Peanuts).  They should provide all you need.  They are a great source of nutrition, and make great building material.  Also can be used to make fiber based clothing.  For all the higher levels of need, flying our aircraft should more than suffice.

Send resumes to me@me.com.  Please include 42 references.  Your past  history from birth through Tuesday next week on the skin of a tibetan monk.  Faxes and calls not accepted.  

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