Wanted worlds worst pilot

Wanted Legend in own mind.  You must be able to believe you are Gods gift to aviation yet be unable to hand push aircraft out of hanger.  Your salary requirement will be comparable to a 777 captain.  You’ll only want to work 2 days a week and only for a maximum of 4 hours.  You’ll expect a free membership to the local golf course as a perk.

Please bring your ego and attitude problem to the interview.

Send all resumes and your mother, who thinks you are the worlds greatest pilot and tells you that all the time, to cloud9@nowhere.com